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Mother-In-Law Humor
Help Her
A man tries to throw a lady from the window. She opposed.
The crowd shouts: Stop it, man! The lady is alive.
The guy: This is not a lady, this is my mother-in-law.
The crowd shouts: Look, she even resists.
Save your Crocodiles
A man: "Your mother-in-law fell into my pond which has some crocodiles
into".
The other man - "The crocodiles are yours, so you'll have to save them".
Poor Dog
A man: My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.
Other Man: How is she now ?
First Man: She's fine. But, the dog died.
Big Game
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One
evening, while still deep in the jungle, the lady awoke to find her mother
gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find
her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her. In a clearing not
far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law
was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion
stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing,"
said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get
himself out of it."
Three Wishes
A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets double."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "OK but mom gets two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom gets two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."
Help Her
A man tries to throw a lady from the window. She opposed.
The crowd shouts: Stop it, man! The lady is alive.
The guy: This is not a lady, this is my mother-in-law.
The crowd shouts: Look, she even resists.
Save your Crocodiles
A man: "Your mother-in-law fell into my pond which has some crocodiles
into".
The other man - "The crocodiles are yours, so you'll have to save them".
Poor Dog
A man: My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.
Other Man: How is she now ?
First Man: She's fine. But, the dog died.
Big Game
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One
evening, while still deep in the jungle, the lady awoke to find her mother
gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find
her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her. In a clearing not
far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law
was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion
stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing,"
said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get
himself out of it."
Three Wishes
A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets double."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "OK but mom gets two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom gets two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."