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How to Install a Home Security System
1. Go to the second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"HEY BUBBA, BIG JIM, DUKE, AND SLIM. I WENT TO THE GUN SHOP
FOR MORE AMMUNITION. BACK IN AN HOUR. DON'T MESS WITH THE
PIT BULLS. THEY ATTACKED THE MAILMAN THIS MORNING AND
MESSED HIM UP REAL BAD. I DON'T THINK KILLER TOOK PART IN IT,
BUT IT WAS HARD TO TELL FROM ALL THE BLOOD.
"P.S. I LOCKED ALL FOUR OF THEM IN THE HOUSE ..... BETTER WAIT
OUTSIDE."
1. Go to the second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a
copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"HEY BUBBA, BIG JIM, DUKE, AND SLIM. I WENT TO THE GUN SHOP
FOR MORE AMMUNITION. BACK IN AN HOUR. DON'T MESS WITH THE
PIT BULLS. THEY ATTACKED THE MAILMAN THIS MORNING AND
MESSED HIM UP REAL BAD. I DON'T THINK KILLER TOOK PART IN IT,
BUT IT WAS HARD TO TELL FROM ALL THE BLOOD.
"P.S. I LOCKED ALL FOUR OF THEM IN THE HOUSE ..... BETTER WAIT
OUTSIDE."