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Funny Quotes: It's Not Easy Being a Woman
"Whoever thought up the word " Mammogram " Every time I hear it, I think I'm
supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." -Jan King-
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
-Carrie Snow-
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
-Rhonda Hansome-
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart
woman with a dumb guy." - Erica Jong-
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
-Roseanne Barr-
"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."
-Jennifer Unlimited-
"The phrase " working mother " is redundant." -Jane Sellman-
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." -Zsa
Zsa Gabor-
"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them." -Sue Grafton-
"I think---therefore I'm single." -Lizz Winstead
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country." Elayne Boosler-
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-if you want anything done, ask a
woman." -Margaret Thatcher-
"Whoever thought up the word " Mammogram " Every time I hear it, I think I'm
supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." -Jan King-
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
-Carrie Snow-
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
-Rhonda Hansome-
"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart
woman with a dumb guy." - Erica Jong-
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
-Roseanne Barr-
"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."
-Jennifer Unlimited-
"The phrase " working mother " is redundant." -Jane Sellman-
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." -Zsa
Zsa Gabor-
"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them." -Sue Grafton-
"I think---therefore I'm single." -Lizz Winstead
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country." Elayne Boosler-
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man-if you want anything done, ask a
woman." -Margaret Thatcher-