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Emergency Call
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to an emergency
call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was
born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for
her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about
what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place.........smack his butt again."
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to an emergency
call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was
born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for
her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about
what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place.........smack his butt again."