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Cowboy
A woman went into a bar in College Station and saw a cowboy with his
feet propped up on a table at the Dixie Chicken. He had the biggest
boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what
they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come
on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
A woman went into a bar in College Station and saw a cowboy with his
feet propped up on a table at the Dixie Chicken. He had the biggest
boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what
they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come
on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."